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"NOT BEER" Beverage Koozie

This custom drink koozie is printed with "NOT BEER." Are you being sneaky and drinking beer in it? Are you drinking something else and just being literal? NOBODY KNOWS. 

This light blue neoprene "Not Beer" drink cooler is a callback to Michael's show and will help keep your drink cold, hands warm, and in no way promotes underage drinking.

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